jew ear

When an affected ear has become accustomed to only hear the sound of gold falling.

I can't hear anything out of my left ear except the gold coins in my wallet, looks I've caught some jew ear.

by reactiv August 9, 2009

cauliflower ears

1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears

1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.

by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

ear lock

The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.

Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.

by BgGb February 15, 2008

ear-biter

Persistent borrower (as cited in Routledge Dictionary of Slang and others)

In the House of Lords, he was surrounded by what the old racing crowd used to call "ear-biters and getabits and chancers".

by etymologist-j February 9, 2009

Hot Ears

when someone tells you a sexual secret about another

'oi yo Zach ya know Niamh and Jake had anal lol'

'Yo I GOT HOT EARS'

by RdogTheGod May 30, 2019

Ear rub

When one person rubs ones ear with fingers, or sucks on ear, this particular action almost always leads to sexual intercourse.

I gave her an ear rub, and i'm sure you can guess what followed!

by Jake.m July 5, 2009

Ear Secks

When you hear something so awesome, your ears orgasm. Not to be confused with Ear Sex.

Person: That song was fucking awesome!
Person2: Yeah it was like ear secks.

by Doritosbitch September 15, 2010