e-jection

n. when you get dumped during an online relationship.

1)I'm not ready for online dating; I can't handle e-jection.

2)I asked Mary out on AIM last night and she totally e-jected me.

by dull November 20, 2006

E-Coli conservatism

political belief in cutting government costs even if such cuts result in devastating harm.

We have E-Coli conservatism to thank for lead in children's toys, unsafe non-prescription drugs, and dangerous spinach.

by Una Malachica January 12, 2009

E-Homie

The word "E-Homie" means a homie from you met from the net, and have never met, but are good mates on the internet.

Man1: Man, your an e-homie
Man2: You too man

Lol I couldnt think of anything LOL

by EmCee187um January 27, 2007

e-facial

an email sent to a large group of people that on the surface seems altruistic, but upon closer reflection, belies the sender's self-love; i.e. essentially ejaculating onto the faces of his intended readers

Q: did you see DJAlibi's latest e-facial about matching our donations to XX charity?
A: Yes, and my eye still stings and I think some of it got in my hair.

by ripapart February 11, 2010

E muff

An English muffin

Yo can I get a bacon egg and cheese E muff?

by Nerd brigade June 14, 2018

keys without the e

A cute thing to tell ur bf/gf

bf: hey babe
gf: yeah
bf: keys without the e
gf: ..

by cybermiku September 25, 2021

F.E.A.R

just an acronym for Fuck Everyting And Run

Yo Dave, that guy is pretty big, just F.E.A.R

by David Boedker September 7, 2006