dark match

a non-televised match at a televised show used to warm up the crowd. A dark match before the show is often used to test out new talent or to warm up the crowd. A promised dark match after the show is typically set featuring main-event level wrestlers in order to sell more tickets and send the crowd home happy.

the people at home didn't get to see dark match between DX & The Spirit Squad you should of been there.

by monkeyboyralph November 29, 2010

Dark web

The deep web,invisible web,or hidden web3 are parts of the World Wide Web whose contents are not indexed by standard web search engines. The opposite term to the deep web is the surface web, which is accessible to anyone using the Internet. Computer scientist Michael K. Bergman is credited with coining the term deep web in 2001 as a search indexing term.

These aren’t just stories of the deep web - these are deep web horror stories. We dug through the bowels of the internet to find first-person experiences of some seriously messed up stuff that happened on the deep web. Just be glad we did all the research and compiled all these scary dark web stories in one place for you. Now you don’t have to worry about being on an FBI watch list because you were researching these things yourself.

by Apna time April 8, 2019

Dark Jesus

Dark Jesus, also referred to as DJ is the absolute equal and opposite of Jesus. No not the Anti-Christ, the Anti-Matter Christ. He is composed entirely of anti-matter and where Jesus' energy comes from light energy (God), giving him the ability to control matter. DJ's comes from dark energy (also God but from the perspective of the anti matter dimension) and he has the ability to control dark matter.

If you follow DJ then your soul will transcend matter and go to anti-matter heaven.

Man, I was trippin and I swear I just met our Lord, Dark Jesus.

by One of many disciples July 31, 2019

chef boy are you dark

What white people call black people that cook well.
derived from Chef boy-R-D

a girl in my office cooked fish in the picnic area and was nick named "chef boy are you dark".

by bheron July 10, 2006

Dark Grapes (Godsmak)

A strain of pot (female cannabis plant) invented in 2010 by DJ Xero (Landorex Mondre Maduin Oak-Miyamoto) aka MondreMAN in Laderna Heights (a subdivision of Oakland, California) which was brought out to Japan in 2011 for regular consumption in mass quantities publicly as well as dispensary based!!

(6 of the most potent OG's (Ocean Grown), crossed with 6 of the most potent Purple's, finally crossed with The Black)!!

Mondre: Yo, my nigga!! You wanna burn this blunt??

Random: What it be??

Mondre: My strain Dark Grapes (Godsmak) my nigga!!

by MondreMAN aka DJ Xero January 25, 2012

dark star

Dark Companion. Someone who appeals to your shadow-self. Somebody that makes you uncomfortable thus enabling you to have insights about your dark side (passions, desires, rage, jealousy, lust) and face them . Somebody able to raise issues that, once resolved, takes you to a higher step in self-knowledge and wisdom. "So the darkness shall be the light" T.Elliot-East Cocker_Four Quartets

Dark star crashes
pouring its light
into ashes

(Dark Star- The Grateful Dead)

by cicici April 4, 2015

Dark meme

A genre of meme that involves dark humor

-dude, look at this pic!
*a woman's miscarriage joke on a pic*
- wah, is this dark meme ?

by tanukiemon June 14, 2018