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Des Moines Double Dip

When the man shits in an unsuspecting female’s mouth and forces her to swallow. He then sticks his dick down her throat to make her throw up. He then makes her eat the vomit containing the shit
My girl broke up with me because I gave her the ol’ Des Moines Double Dip
by Mike_Litoris_69 April 4, 2019
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racist double standard

A black guy can say "Black pride" all he wants, and everyone say's he's celebrating his heritage.

However, if a white person says "White pride", he's automatically a member of the KKK.

Now, I'm no racist. I have no problem with black people at all. However, what's up with this? I guess it was made up by the pinko commie liberal bastards who are ruining our country. Why can't we ship them all to some South Pacific island?
White Person - "White pride!"

Liberal Person - "Shut the fuck up, racist!"

Black Person - "Black pride!"

Liberal Person - "Good job on celebrating your heritage!"

Me - "WTF!?"
by AJAW December 3, 2004
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double-double

Two cream, two sugar in a Tim Horton's Coffee (Canada's most popular donut/coffee shop)
"I'd like a large double-double and an old fashioned plain donut please."
by Bruce McDonald April 26, 2006
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double click your mouse

by c8lin May 21, 2003
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double-decker pussies

A sexual position (FFM) where two women are stacked atop one another both doggy-style and faced in the same direction, so all the male sees from behind is two pussies atop each other, hence the "double decker" pussy.
"Man did you see that Peter North vid with Asia Carrera and Jenna Jamieson? It was fucking nothing but double-decker pussies the whole first scene!
by loosecannon November 15, 2006
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double standard

Anything which is okay for a particular group of humans to engage in but completely unacceptable if another particular group indulges in it.
A group of girls at a party scan the place for hot guys. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as ACCEPTABLE and CUTE.
A group of guys at the same party scan the place for hot girls. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS WHO OBJECTIFY WOMEN. This is a double standard.

A girl refers to a guy's junk as his 'package' or 'dick'. ACCEPTABLE.
A man refers to a woman's privates as 'boobs', 'tits', 'pussy' etc. UNACCEPTABLE. This is another double standard.

A woman who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as STRONG, INDEPENDENT, LEVELHEADED.
A man who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as A COMMITMENT-PHOBIC WIMP WHO CAN'T HANDLE A FAMILY.

Double standards suck!
by Bongololona September 18, 2012
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Lima Double Wrap

When someone from Lima, Ohio puts a condom on and then covers their dick in hot sauce and puts another condom over that.
by pdiddy1234223 December 2, 2009
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