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doobiefingers 

(adj.)
pre-joint: as one is doing the preparations or actions of rolling a joint, they encounter a diminutive amount marijuana residue on their fingers.

post-joint: after one, or a group has successfully smoked and passed around a joint, they may realize their fingers have a sticky marijuana residue, that may even have a slightly odorous resonating smell.
"I'll massage your face but I've got to warn you, I've got doobiefingers right now."

"No, I can't do that right now, I have doobiefingers."

"And then I tried to wipe my hands #doobiefingers'"

"Man, I can't even type anymore because of these doobiefingers."
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Doodle Ishigh 

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Doodle Ishigh by doodleishigh October 20, 2012

Doodle slag 

The left behind dry erase pieces after wiping it away with your hand.
My whiteboard is covered in doodle slag...I'll have to windex it.
Doodle slag by Lucyluck September 12, 2012

Doodleflip

"I think those two lovebirds over there are gunna doodleflip."

"Yo bitch wanna doodleflip after twerk?"
Doodleflip by Nehshin July 27, 2013

doodleibob

Used in place of a word you can't remember.
Would you hand me that... that... doodleibob?
doodleibob by violive December 25, 2015

doodleflap 

To swing or sway your phallus ( see doodle ) around loosely, either by malicous intent or by accident.
1: We were just sitting on the couch when mr szalay jr ran into the room stripped off his pants and proceeded to doodleflap maliciously.

2: Tommy ran from the shower to the towel closest , unintentionally doodlefapping as he ran.
doodleflap by deplorablesloth March 12, 2016

doodle poll

Joe Jackson's favorite dancing tool. This tool is only used by men with "The Tickler".
Don't let uncle Joe get on the Doodle Poll in front of the kids at The Christmas party.
doodle poll by Jjack63961 November 14, 2016