Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.

Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.

by KiddRed June 27, 2022

Dong bomb

Heimerdinger's stun/slow bomb

That dong bomb hit me so I'm dead

by Donger's bomb February 09, 2018

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 March 01, 2016

dong water

dick sweat. straight fucking dick sweat.

my mom was making fun of me today. she’s literally fkn dong water.

by c0keboys February 27, 2021

Boston dong

A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.

Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.

by dfir February 20, 2015

Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.

Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.

by armchair_hero April 23, 2019

Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

by Burrito May 25, 2014