The perception that you have diarrhea even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to defecate
Right before the exam, I got hit with such anxiety that I felt like I had pseudo-diarrhea, but it turned out I just needed to relax.
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

by Hiyuhhhh May 7, 2018

When you poop/shit so hard you feel your ass cheeks tear bc the shit is coming out of your ass so fast and so powerful and you want to cry and scream but you like it almost like being fucked by shrek.
Person 1 omg my ass is burning because of my diarrhea!
Person 2 omg my I can feel it go up my back because my diarrhea is so extreme!
Person 2 omg my I can feel it go up my back because my diarrhea is so extreme!
by Happy shit month May 30, 2022

Diarrhea is the tastiest snack you could possibly consume. I have no regrets of the diarrhea i have eaten today. You have to eat the delicious snack.
" DIARRHEA IS THE BEST"
by Diarrhea the 4th July 29, 2020

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.
Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."
Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"
Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"
by Super00sucker July 26, 2022

by TAL104 June 28, 2023

Jonas declined to join his friends at Taco John's to avoid Diarrhea Wednesday since he was flying to New York that day.
by Trektheusa May 13, 2014
