Brown Defibrillator

After having done something physically exhausting, someone poops on your chest

After I had sex with my boss’s mom, she was so out of breath so I gave her a Brown Defibrillator

by This is not my real name July 14, 2022

Technology Deficit Disorder

When someone suffers from not being able to work their cell phone, tablet, laptop and other technology related devices.

My grandma suffers from technology deficit disorder, as do many people over the age of 60.

by CreativeBruces November 18, 2022

oppositional defiance disorder

the affliction of dogmatically taking the opposite stance on the current thing to that of the main stream media

"I do not have the oppositional defiance disorder that some people have. .. There are a lot of people who are now in a position where the way that they determine what is true, is they go, 'What is the main stream media saying? It must be the opposite of that.'" - Konstantin Kissin 2023

by Minerva Austin February 19, 2023

Physichonex Deficiency

Cause / Symptoms: The cause of this disease is the addiction to the physical touch and smell of another person, early symptoms are grave tiredness that leads mild headaches. Symptoms first appear 2 days after becoming addicted to a person. Later and the most grave symptom is insanity which will be the final symptom 8 days after the initial addiction.

Cure / Treatment: The only cure or treatment to this disease is to be held in the arms by the person who you are addicted to.

Damnit, she was so pretty I think I got addicted, I might have Physichonex Deficiency now.

by FatBoiBigDick February 20, 2023

Attention deficit disorder

The underlying condition that makes people kiss everyone's butt in order to get attention.

Keith has Attention deficit disorder so bad, he will do anything to get you to pay attention to him no matter how lame it makes him.

by Larrry Steiner April 7, 2023

Melanin deficient

Terminology that should be used in place of “privileged behavior,” “Karen behavior,” or “entitlement behavior.”

Look at that Karen over there displaying how melanin deficient she is.

by Koshell July 27, 2024

Attention Deficit Nigga

Also known as an ADN. It’s a person who needs attention constantly and can barely do anything for themselves. These type of people are generally socially inept, rude, loud, self absorbed types who can only get people to hang around them if they have money or drugs When they run out of things people want ADNs are more than likely to call 911 or get dropped off at a hospital so that they can get the nurses and staff to take care of their constant need for attention.

My home girl usually only dates those Attention Deficit Niggas cause she got issues.

by Sahib92107 March 14, 2024