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David

David, Thinks he's funny but is actually the most annoying cunt you'll ever meet.
Try's to get in with all the girls around him but is lowkey gay.
Claims he gets bitches all the time.
Fuck off David you queer
by BigDickEnergy101 November 10, 2019
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A person who does things to look cool and will make up story's to please there peers
Did you see how geovani busted a david ?
by Realshitmynigggaaa June 20, 2017
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A fun loving overweight man that is love a beautiful women named Lisa
David
by Oldirishlamb December 21, 2016
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David is a angry man who gets upset about everything including children perticualy children taller than him. He is happy until children co.e along because he likes attention .David's like ice creams and food and beeeeeeef!!!
David is very angry
by blobslob May 9, 2018
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The bitchest guy you have ever meet.Something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room.
David oh i made it bitch
by ehfgeygfeydhfguyerhfudehgfuhgh December 5, 2018
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A gay guy who beats peepee for free and likes men but beat women
Guy 1: that’s david he is so gay and beats women

Guy 2: I know he beat my peepee for free last night
by Mommytits967 February 19, 2019
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This guy is like a guy I barley know like he has a cool haircut and play Fortnite I guess
David is getting 45th place he failed
by SharkbotJonesYT February 19, 2019
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