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Captain Crunk 

An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.
I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.
Captain Crunk by puckhead661 May 16, 2006
Related Words

forest crunk 

Slang for underground hip hop, backpacker music, skate music, etc.
Did you pick up that new Aesop Rock album? Its all forest crunk
forest crunk by willbuerto February 4, 2008

Booter Crunk

Getting mad high and drunk ie. "crunk" especially used by freestyle skiers and snowboarders.
"Are you getting booter crunk tonight"
"Oh yea man i got weed and 40's"

Or as a shout out-- BOOTA CRUNK!!!
Booter Crunk by mikr September 3, 2006

shorty crunk 

a group of girls that renames their group of friends every month. A few of the girls smell. See kill.
Ex: Let's get shorty crunk on New Years.
shorty crunk by Lil Flip January 9, 2005
A type of Hip hop that usually gets popular because of social media and/or the internet mostly made by teenaged rappers or producers who want to get their music out there to the pueblic by the internet and social media. It has actually become a trend for a while now, since 2007 and was only named 'Nu-Crunk' in 2015. Although it has became very successful, critics don't seem to like the genre, mainly because of its repetitive meaningless lyrics that mainly include a dance or many dances that one can do. Another reason they don't like it is because the genre barely has any production element that you can talk about and is bland as ever to them.
Hey, have you heard of Nu-Crunk yet? It's blowing up the internet right now!
Nu-Crunk by TheRigies09 October 22, 2015

shorty crunk 

a group of sluts controled by a cooner who tells them to wear a skirt everyday . hated even by their own group members
shorty crunk by anti crunk April 10, 2005