Coochie Coup D'Etat

When a woman suddenly takes complete control of a man and yet still refuses to have intercourse with him.

He is so whipped by his girlfriend but she is having a Coochie coup d'etat and won't give up the poon until his birthday.

by Begforclementimes November 25, 2013

hoochie coochie mamma

a know good women who tends to take or attempt to take every girls man.

" whu iz dat hoochie coochie mamma, wit her fatazz all up on ma husband?"

by xxgabbiexx August 10, 2008

Loose Coochie Bitch

A bitch of the loose cootchie variety is one of the sluttiest manners mankind has ever seen. Loose coochie bitches are sluts, whores, and females with a generally loose vagina.

See that slut over there?
Yeah.
She's a loose coochie bitch.

by mrlovesdinosaurs March 19, 2010

coochie stain mohawk

when a black person has a mohawk dyed the color red.

Sandra: do you think rens got a coochie stain mohawk.

Sumer: what the hell looks like he was the toilet paper for someone who was on their period.

by -Pebblesz December 14, 2009

la coochie caca

the infamous being that fucks J'Den in the ass

J'Den: dude la coochie caca fucked me in the ass

by the finder of mysterious beast February 8, 2020

Italian Coochie Seasoning

It is the seasoning you put on yo gurls vagina to make it taste good, also used to make head somewhat enjoyable. Comes in lube bottles.

I used Italian coochie seasoning last night and my girl tasted like Romanos macaroni grill.

by Tony the pedo uncle December 8, 2019

Smoochie My Coochie

When a THOT kindly asks a horny man to eat out her stanky, wookie-like coochie.
Great lyric to many top charting songs.

THOT: Hey Jeremy Lin, wanna smoochie my coochie! ;)

NEXT DAY
Jeremy Lin: Bro this thot asked me to smoochie her coochie last night
Ron Artest: Bro thats nasty

by Nurgy Shab August 14, 2018