Coochie Coup D'Etat

When a woman suddenly takes complete control of a man and yet still refuses to have intercourse with him.

He is so whipped by his girlfriend but she is having a Coochie coup d'etat and won't give up the poon until his birthday.

by Begforclementimes November 25, 2013

hoochie coochie mamma

a know good women who tends to take or attempt to take every girls man.

" whu iz dat hoochie coochie mamma, wit her fatazz all up on ma husband?"

by xxgabbiexx August 10, 2008

Loose Coochie Bitch

A bitch of the loose cootchie variety is one of the sluttiest manners mankind has ever seen. Loose coochie bitches are sluts, whores, and females with a generally loose vagina.

See that slut over there?
Yeah.
She's a loose coochie bitch.

by mrlovesdinosaurs March 19, 2010

coochie stain mohawk

when a black person has a mohawk dyed the color red.

Sandra: do you think rens got a coochie stain mohawk.

Sumer: what the hell looks like he was the toilet paper for someone who was on their period.

by -Pebblesz December 14, 2009

Coochie Scout Competition

A very intense competition for young men to go hunting and compete for the best coochie on planet earth. Who ever finds the best quality coochie from a female carnivore wins.

Molly Wop: Yeo bizzy you tryna go on a coochie scout competition
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then

by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021

la coochie caca

the infamous being that fucks J'Den in the ass

J'Den: dude la coochie caca fucked me in the ass

by the finder of mysterious beast February 8, 2020

Smoochie My Coochie

When a THOT kindly asks a horny man to eat out her stanky, wookie-like coochie.
Great lyric to many top charting songs.

THOT: Hey Jeremy Lin, wanna smoochie my coochie! ;)

NEXT DAY
Jeremy Lin: Bro this thot asked me to smoochie her coochie last night
Ron Artest: Bro thats nasty

by Nurgy Shab August 14, 2018