Stutter clients

Stutter Clients are people that make you want to say "Did I fucking stutter"

Coworker: "That seemed like a long phone call"
You: "Yeah, had to tell them when our next available was three times"
Coworker "Fucking Stutter Clients"

by Iluvetel September 13, 2020

lost client

When a 34-year-old woman is slightly inconvenienced and yells at the poor worker before telling him he just lost a client like it matters

Karen: YOU WONT GIVE ME THIS BLENDER FOR FREE BECAUSE ITS TWO WEEKS AFTER BLACK FRIDAY THEN YOU JUST LOST A CLIENT

Worker: and…

Lost client is the definition of thinking that the world revolves around you that this multimillion dollar company will die without your imput

by Alwayswrongsomeway January 31, 2022

The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

by Apprefo December 9, 2021

moon client

Moon client is a cheat with very (very nice visuals)
Moon client is getting rewritten every 10 seconds.

Person 1: Wanna hop on moon client?
Person 2: nah its already patched

by Swofty July 26, 2022

Bill Clinton

(Verb)
1. To prematurely and or messily ejaculate in a way that leaves damning evidence
2. To make a splashy entrance esp. when it is not called for
3. To spill something making a terrible mess.

The kids that were just in here thought they were being discreet, but the poor guy Bill Clintoned all over that woman's dress when I walked in. So...yeah, I'm not cleaning that up.

Did you see Jimmy Bill Clinton his way in here, in that ten gallon hat, gawd what a douche

Oh I'm sorry Kristy I didn't mean to Bill Clinton sunscreen all over your back. Here let me clean it up.

by B1tchicle September 1, 2022

Reverse Clinton

Bill Clinton said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”. A reverse Clinton, in all its simplicity, is the opposite of the quote - having sexual relations with that woman.

-I’ll tell you something - I’d love to pull off a reverse Clinton with her over there.

by Agger V October 26, 2022

FDP Client

one of many free liquidbounce skids that is actually pretty good at bypassing crappy anticheats like verus (every client bypasses it after all)

cheater 1: bad aura lol what your client
cheater 2: fdp client
cheater 1: lmfao

by _kxlih1 December 9, 2022