Lane Clogger

a car that your behind thats going under the speed limit causing traffic.

-speed limits 50-
-2 cars ahead is going 40-

Zach: "THAT FRIGGEN LANE CLOGGERS CAUSING TRAFFIC!"
~cuts off~

by Xoiey August 30, 2011

liam clegg

Liam Clegg is a guy who cant keep his eye on only one girl. Every decent looking girl that walks by is bangable to him and he ditches 1 girl every now and again. He also makes up excuses not to meet them and tells 2 different sides to the story!!

two faced twat=Liam clegg

by Liam Hater November 25, 2013

Thought Clogged

Not being able to recall a specific piece of information due to too many other thoughts drifting in your head at a given time.

"Jesus man, I'm so thought clogged I can't even focus right now."

by Linguistic Artisan January 1, 2015

hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

doofus clogger

A doofus clogger is someone who is both a doofus and or clogger. In other words, they are both hardheaded and mischievous. They cause annoyance in times where nothing was was wrong. It is not to be confused with with a tootle clogger, the non insulting form of doofus clogger.

You’re such a doofus clogger! Go clog some doofuses!

by EatingBaconbits August 25, 2018