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classic queen

said originally by lan partridge, this means to be very good
'how are you today alan'
'classic queen'
by David Alderson April 22, 2005
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Double pipe classic

Three gay dudes with one in the middle and the other two with their dicks in his ass and down his throat
I found my sister fapping to a double pipe classic on her phone
by CuckSoccerNoHomo June 27, 2018
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classical music

music that people have claimed make you smarter, but is just really annoying overrated trumpet crap.
"hey! did you download Symphony No. 7 to your iPod?!?!"

"CLASSICAL MUSIC?!?!!? D:<"
*pulls out gun*.
by femail October 17, 2008
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Classical G.A.S

The G.A.S stands for "Green Apple Splatters" Classical G.A.S is much like normal "Green Apple Splatters" only it is experienced whilest listening to classical music.
Man, I had the worst case of G.A.S last night so I put on my beethoven CD to make it a classical G.A.S session
by GobbleDock September 29, 2010
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CLASSIEST THING EVER

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.
For example,

Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER
by DFEET October 13, 2011
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Instant Classic

A movie that went straight to dvd because of a low gross in the box office so it seems like it's been around forever. Also known as a new movie that only old people and those involved in a mid-life crisis actually enjoyed.
"Have you ever heard of that movie?"
"Never."
"They say it's an instant classic."
"Oh, that explains it. No, I have a life."
by MrWaffly September 21, 2011
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New Classical

In 500 years time. We will have forgotten about the filth that Mozart and Beethoven puked up and instead future generations will finally be able to appreciate good music such Nelly, Chingy, Benzino and the almighty 50 CENT (Praise his name foolish mortals)

Morzart was so crap, he didn't even earn a lot of money. He died poor and in an unmarked grave. 50 cent is rich because he had the talent to make GOOD music so he has made a lot of money.

Old Classical will be retitled 'shit and rap will be titled 'Classical' to show future generations of its greatness. It will be the term to achknowledge the greatest time in music when MTV (which is to true music lovers what Jesus is to true Christians) was playing phat beats every day and rap was the norm. Rap is truely the only true form of music and requires the most talent. Let's see the likes of Mozart try an mix a repetive, electronic beat the way Eminem can.

Rap will truely be recognised as a defining moment in music when classical, jazz, blues, rock and choir and other bullshit will be forgotten.
Old classical music doesn't even have any lyrics let alone swear words! Stay far away from that shit and watch MTV. MTV doesn't play shit like classical or jazz because MTV is god and we must obey it's wisdom.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
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