candlelit penetration

a scrumpet's favorite thing, where during intercourse in a candlelit room, a man penetrates the vagina while wiping the remains of his dirty toilet paper along the clit.

Man: Let's go back to my place and have some candlelit penetration.
Girl: Ew, you're nasty!

by penisesarebeautiful May 22, 2011

Candlenuts

When a girl performing fellatio leads the lucky man to think she will swallow like a champ, but at the moment before mangasm wimps out, and simply holds the shaft while watching the fireworks.

The man is left with his man-batter dripping from the tip down onto his balls; resembling the pattern of a burning candle's melted wax.

-I thought this hoodrat would swallow my pump-spunk, but she wasn't in-it to win-it and I was left with a case of candlenuts.

by Mav23 June 5, 2011

CundlePunt

A more polite mechanism for insulting a raging hate cunt.

Oh man do you see that cundlepunt over there? She is totally raging on that guy for no reason!

by XwarlokX82 July 23, 2013

Candlestand

A body position forming a 'c' shape, with the person laying on their back with their legs and butt hanging over their head.

The priest was shocked to find his daughter mid-candlestand during mass.

by The Prophet Mohammed June 6, 2014

Cindergina

When a females vagina turns into a pumpkin at Midnight and sexual relations is "off the table" for her partner/s

"Sorry hubby, it's cindergina time. Sucks for you!"
"My vagina is turning into a pumpkin at midnight, ya know, cindergina."

by SteadWhise May 21, 2015

Candleographer

A person whom creates hand-poured candles and wax products

Joe Blog is a brilliant Candleographer!

by MrsMenz June 2, 2015

cinderfella

A guy acting like a girl or the other way around

Guy was all scared of the snake. He's a cinderfella.

by Guy Pants August 10, 2015