by Blur May 24, 2003
Get the Chinese Hackermug. Money usually coming from the wealthy mommy and daddy. If not, then money earned from being a doctor or mathmetician.
Korko: Dude, look at Wang Chung. That guy got Chinese money.
Mubbu: How can you tell?
Korko: Wang Chung is a math doctor, and so were his parents.
Mubbu: How can you tell?
Korko: Wang Chung is a math doctor, and so were his parents.
by the Little Kid June 11, 2006
Get the Chinese Moneymug. The act of drinking a can of coke through a very thin straw or coffee stir stick, like at a chinese restaurant.
by Zahid Jiwa January 25, 2009
Get the chinese cokemug. Chinese Handcuffs are a restraining device that consists of interlocking bands of material that tighten when his fingers are inserted into both ends and the wearer tries to pull his fingers out.
One of the cadets tied the hands of two others behind their backs and then stuck their dicks in the opposite ends of Chinese Handcuffs. When they tried to pull their cocks out, the cuffs tightened and made them harder - they tried and tried, but the cuffs stayed on until each guy had a slippery cumgasm and then the cuffs came off.
by USAF Cadet July 14, 2021
Get the Chinese Handcuffsmug. Kim Park just got back from he’s homeland (Wuhan) with an strange flu. He said he leaked an micro organism from the town’s lab. Let’s hope this is not serious. I would hate if I had to stop my life just because of it this new Chinese flu.
by Booty_hunter March 29, 2021
Get the Chinese flumug. A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.
"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."
by Greenandred June 25, 2009
Get the Chinese Alohamug. The act of doing someone a favor that would help from killing an innocent human being. This is also known as the act of kicking someone in the crotch with a steel boot.
Thank you so much you seriously just gave me a chinese abortion. I just gave liam a chinese abortion and he cried.
by afrobillyshoes July 6, 2010
Get the chinese abortionmug.