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Brown chopper

A sexual position where a woman lays on her back and the man sits on top of her. He sits on her chest and holds her ankles by his shoulders, hence like chopper motorcycle handle bars. In this position he can titty fuck her, get a blowjob/balls licked or sit on her face for ass-licking, hence the brown part of the name.
It took Drew forever to convince his girl to try the brown chopper - sick bastard.
by AlxNvrmnd September 5, 2012
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Slinging Brown

same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.
Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.
by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009
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Brown Cow

A chocolately surprise (;
Cyto: Oh god Dem, give me the Brown Cow~ 😻
Dem: Here you go, Madame.
by Mommy Ox August 7, 2020
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Brown Book

A book or magazine kept on the tank of the toilet for duece-dropping reading material. Seen as unfit to be shared.
I saw this year's swimsuit issue at Dave's but then realized it was his brown book so I didn't touch it.
by Camaro829 February 25, 2009
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Browns Ridge

Squatting in front of a partner with back towards them, take balls and place them on the bridge of their nose so the sack stretches and the two balls seperate forming a ridge. Jack it until climax which at the point fart on their forhead.
After that dinner at El Cerro's my girl and I were feeling nasty so I busted the Browns Ridge on her dome.
by Element311 December 7, 2006
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farmer browned

To own someone at close range in a first person shooter video game via shotgun.
Oh dammit I just got farmer browned in COD!
by farmerbrown-ed November 23, 2010
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Hayley Browning

The best friend a girl could ever have.
A sexy swimsuit
The only friend you will have that is 100% honest
"hey Elliot, who's that girl over there?"
"my girlfriend, Hayley Browning."
"she looks like a Hayley Browning."
by Brent Childs December 12, 2010
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