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farmer browned

To own someone at close range in a first person shooter video game via shotgun.
Oh dammit I just got farmer browned in COD!
by farmerbrown-ed November 23, 2010
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Brown Soldier

an act of great dishonour when a person of great courage and charm is literally shitted on by their supposed 'best friend.' The term was coined after a certain schoolboy relieved himself on a certain 'best friends' face.
Chris had got along with Lexi for years. But, as Lexi was jealous of his fine physique, massive dong and model looks, he gave the unsuspecting Chris a 'brown soldier' while asleep.
by bigcbullocks February 7, 2007
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Browns Ridge

Squatting in front of a partner with back towards them, take balls and place them on the bridge of their nose so the sack stretches and the two balls seperate forming a ridge. Jack it until climax which at the point fart on their forhead.
After that dinner at El Cerro's my girl and I were feeling nasty so I busted the Browns Ridge on her dome.
by Element311 December 7, 2006
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Brown Book

A book or magazine kept on the tank of the toilet for duece-dropping reading material. Seen as unfit to be shared.
I saw this year's swimsuit issue at Dave's but then realized it was his brown book so I didn't touch it.
by Camaro829 February 25, 2009
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Rex Brown

Bass player for PanterA and member of kill devil hill. Doesn't like it when people destroy his last pack of smokes with golf clubs. Rex Brown looks like a homeless drug addict. Slang for taking a number 2 . " I just dropped a rex brown it smells so bad"
by Bathtubshitter July 11, 2014
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Brown Cow

A chocolately surprise (;
Cyto: Oh god Dem, give me the Brown Cow~ 😻
Dem: Here you go, Madame.
by Mommy Ox August 7, 2020
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Brown chopper

A sexual position where a woman lays on her back and the man sits on top of her. He sits on her chest and holds her ankles by his shoulders, hence like chopper motorcycle handle bars. In this position he can titty fuck her, get a blowjob/balls licked or sit on her face for ass-licking, hence the brown part of the name.
It took Drew forever to convince his girl to try the brown chopper - sick bastard.
by AlxNvrmnd September 5, 2012
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