Wonder Bread That Ho

Placing a piece of white bread on top of a butter face to avoid looking at them during sex. This thus butters the bread.

Warning: create holes for nose and mouth in bread to avoid suffocation.

Jermaine: Dude...butter face...you gonna hit that?
Antwan: Yeah...But I'mma wonder bread that ho

Janice: girl...you know he's a butter face for real
Elise: it's good. He got money. I can always wonder bread that ho...mm...hmm...

by Jin da MC Killa March 8, 2010

Breianna

Definitely the coolest person most kindest person in the world. She has an aversion to anything with warm fruit in it but can live a week on only m&m’s. She is addicted to buying boutique clothing online and is strangely obsessed with Cabbage Patch kids.

riend 1: I love Breianna.
Friend 2: Me too.
Friend 1: I don't know anyone who doesn't love Breianna.
Friend 2: True story.

by Me Hao Ki Lan January 9, 2009

Good Bread

To be cool/chill

Jonah:Hey Maximus you good?
Maximus: yeah that heroin was rough though
Jonah: damn good bread

by Notyungschlong December 5, 2017

Bread crumber

Someone who is leading multiple members of the opposite sex on at the same time so they always have someone there. Either semi-romantically or just to have someone to fuck if someone else falls through. A bread-crumber often makes each one of their hopeful contestants feel special but doesn't give a shit about any of them once they have actually lured one into their bed/arms. Different than a player because they throw out crumbs Hansel and Gretel style and don't waste time trying to keep up multiple actual relationships.

Dammmmn! Chris is such a bread crumber! He got Lisa, Annie, Beth, annnd Stephanie to meet him at the club tonight! I wonder which silly bitch will end up going home with him!

by mariamaria October 11, 2017

white bread

One of the worst racial insults ever. Now callin these white boys cracka-ass crackas is one thing, but who got lazy and called them "white bread"?

It's just the race with a food at the end

"Whats up white bread?"
"Not much, black beans"
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"Fuck you, white bread!"
"Fuck you, asian chicken platter!"

by Dr. Ron Octagon, Male Prostitute May 24, 2005

spunk bread

A contest wherein a group of males are racing to see who can come first on a loaf of bread. The last male to ejaculate must ingest the bread as penalty.

I lost the spunk bread contest, but on the positive side, my teeth have never been whiter!

by s-eaters, inc. June 28, 2005

cum bread

any type of bread cake or pastry usually small containing semen in place of eggs for the ingredients and baked

id didnt have any eggs to bake my sweetheart valentines cupcake so i used my cum. so it became cum bread

by demonx69 January 30, 2009