Skip to main content

Crank Dat Batman

When you skeet in a sleeping hoe's hair and mold it into the batman horns!
"You should see what I'm going to do to this hoe tonight, I will totally crank dat batman all up in her hair! She will be Pissed!!!!
by The bombdiggitty June 23, 2008
mugGet the Crank Dat Batman mug.

Batman

An originally stupid, rubbery and retarded looking comicbook character with floppy ears created by Bob Kane in the 1930's. Luckily the character was rescued and revamped over the years by various comic book artists turning it into one of the coolest heroes of our day. Yet Bob Kane continues to get credit for all of the genius incarnations of this character that have happened ever since. Even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Johnny: Dude! That Batman Begins was a sweet-ass movie!!! Oh, by the way, who the f*ck is Bob Kane??

Timmy: Don't know. But I'm getting tired of seeing his f*cking name on everything related to Batman!
by Mobius5by5 April 27, 2008
mugGet the Batman mug.
Related Words

Batman

Batman is a super hero dressed in black spandex, a cape, a mask and a tool belt. He fights crime with his sidekick "Robin." Batman's real identity is that of Bruce Wayne, a millionaire/billionaire (depending upon the decade) who tragically lost his parents in some, presumably, horrible accident. (who really gives a shit about the specifics) In addition, Batman is the only gay superhero, often sodomizing, either forcefully or with consent, his pant-less, much younger "friend and sidekick" Robin. It is rumored also that his butler, Alfred, is involved when "Robin really fucks up on the job" in the "bedroom festivities."

Some of Batman's enemies include the penguin, (Secretly Batman's estranged -- and presumed dead -- father who, before faking his own death by falling into a vat of chemicals, almost certainly molested Bruce as a child) Cat Woman (the woman Bruce almost married before realized he was gay and leaving her at the head of the aisle) and though there are more, the Joker, who in a Bizzare twist is, by some totally inexplicable coincidence, Batman's mother. (also deformed --and with a change of sex -- after falling in a separate vat of chemicals)

Batman/Bruce Wayne's residence is in a giant Mansion in Gotham City (a fictional New York) complete with Bat-Mobile parking, secret underground lair filled with giant glowing screens, flashing lights, and a coffee maker. Additionally there is a BDSM chamber beneath the recreation room.
As in popular cinema:
"-Have you seen the new Batman movie?"
"-No, I heard it was shit."

As in the comic strip:
Robin-
"Gee Batman, whatever are we going to do about The Joker?"
Batman-
"I don't know Robin but at least Gotham is safe one night more."

As in a creepy older man living with a teenage boy
Batman-
"-Oh Robin, why don't you come down stairs to the lair. Alfred and I have a surprise for you."
Robin-
"-Holly rubber fist Batman!!!"
by vindex June 13, 2008
mugGet the Batman mug.

BOMA

An Acronym for "Bureau Of Major Attitudes"....
"Did you see that Chick at the end of the bar gettin' her BOMA on??? She needs her salad tossed badly....."
by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005
mugGet the BOMA mug.

Batmaning

The act/art of going into a public place dressed as Batman, and acting as if nothing you were doing was unusual.
"Hey you should come with us this week end! We're heading down to Taco Bell to go Batmaning!"
by Chillin' with the moon August 26, 2011
mugGet the Batmaning mug.

Bogmalog

when you shit so hard it feels like you just pushed out a log.
dodododododo dadadadadada dodododo!!!!
ben i just had the best bogmalog in the shitter!!
densley.. you a sly dog
yyyeeaaahhhh bbbooooiiiii!
by densley March 19, 2008
mugGet the Bogmalog mug.

boomarang chucker

the act of sucking a guy off when you puke and then continue to blow him.
by stewings December 3, 2009
mugGet the boomarang chucker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email