Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

Blessed Flinch

Millwall slang for partaking in a big lunch pre session.

Proceedings officially start at 16:00. Have a blessed flinch would be my advice.

by Zumunuk September 25, 2021

Blessed

Blessed means to Invite Lavont to the party because he found out.

Hey blessed you should invite Lavont to the party

by PartyInvites February 18, 2022

Blessed

Blessed is a nice caring person on playstation, he says "Find Out" a lot so I found out something, It means Invite them to a party.

Blessed Invite me to the party

by PartyInvites February 18, 2022

Bless the Temple

To get your dick sucked so good that your legs shake

shawty really is going to bless the temple today in the school staircase

by bk.adenn February 19, 2022

God Bless

If you do not know this look at the bible.

God Bless America. No Not You America lol

by Kitty000 February 26, 2022

Bless

A Tall, Smart, Funny dude when you meet someone with the name bless he'll probably take your phone or call you a dumbass but you'll be blessed to have him in your life

"Look over there its bless!"
"Bless is a cool guy"
"He's such a bless!"

by Thotzillavsthegorlilla March 3, 2022