A phrase you say when a friend, who constantly plays the victim, tells you for the millionth time
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"

I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.
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Blanket Kid

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.
"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"
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Plague Blanket

When outsiders from a group unknowingly bring poorly misrepresented and antithetical ideas into an existing group that ultimately spread and help create subversion.
Nazbols are anathema to the right and are ultimately plague blankets.
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blanket dick

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then
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family blanket

a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it
That’s a common family blanket
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Sausage Blanket

Ray should of used a sausage blanket before fucking Kim.
by DickPic21 June 08, 2018
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