Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.

Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.

by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021

Beta Sunday

A waste of a Sunday afternoon by doing nothing exciting when you should have spent it with the boys. Usually happens to males who are in relationships. They get dragged to the shops or a garden centre with their significant other.

Other beta activities include:

Meal prep for the week ahead

Walks

Going for coffee

‘How was your weekend?’ ‘Busy Sunday, we went food shopping then a walk followed by a trip to a garden centre’ ‘sounds like a Beta Sunday to me’

by Robholdingsbarnet May 23, 2023

Beta-Josh

"Fortnite" CRAZY and tries to be smart like the Beta-Male by becoming the Gama-Male. Cries with Trufflebutter at night alone.

Kylan: "FORKNIFE FORKNIFE FORKNIFE" (DABS ON HATERS)
Everyone else: "Beta-Josh am I right or am I left."
Kylan: "Oi i can hear ya you know I'm 200IQ init"
Everyone else: "You are a Beta-Josh kys"

by slavslav November 17, 2019

beta beta time

This is the time when a group of all guys gather to drink, but are unable to attract any girls to drink with. Instead of calling the night a complete waste and going to sleep, one member will yell out "Beta Beta time!" in which case the other members begin drinking until they no longer remember the lack of females.

Person 1: "Damn, there's no frat parties tonight, and all the girls we know are at POP the DREAM this weekend. There's literally nothing to do"

Person 2: "Don't worry guys, I just picked up this Jamison bottle. It's BETA BETA TIME!"

1hr 30min later.....

Persons 1-8: "ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzz" (sleeping)

by PineappleTree April 13, 2014

Beta

A guy who doesn’t love Emily Du because she toots too much

Billy was tired of her vicious toots and couldn’t deal with it anymore so in order to end this vicious stinky farting spree he had to put the relationship to an end. In the end, he felt happy but at what cost? He is now a beta

by TootsieEmz October 23, 2023

beta

ziga vodopivec

omg lejga ziga vodopivec, on je taki beta.

by smihelski pajdas May 4, 2022

Beta Blockers

Ghetto slang for a thick girl's ass.

Nick: Dude, look at Pintar! She's got some real BETA BLOCKERS on her, damn!
Eric: No kidding man, haha! I don't stand a chance with that girl.
Tyrone: Ayo man y'all talking about beta blocking biches? Where she at?

by Yzilma August 24, 2025