Benjamins are usually Filipino, Dominican, Spanish, or Japanese. Benjamins typically have amazing curly hair, they tend to be different breeds and have above average dicks and looks. Benjamin will steal your girl.
"So how was your date?" I went out with this amazing guy who's awesome in bed, he's a total Benjamin!"
by benjaminbacito October 7, 2020
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Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.
by twixsmoker April 4, 2025
Get the Benjamin Franklin's coffin mug.Benjamin is another word for sped or autism. Benjamin is a person who follows you around but no one likes them. He refuses to leave you alone and his dick is the size of your fingernail.
by Dumb ben April 29, 2022
Get the Benjamin mug.Someone who spawned from Kitchener. He/She makes hilarious jokes and fucks bare bitches. They call him/her the Grand River panty wetter because of all the panties this individual this person indirectly soaks. He/She is a nice individual who can cook a mean mac and cheese. If you are a male, make sure to #HideYourTing
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Dad- Benjamin can you go take out the trash you have been in this house 24 hours of the day and your room is starting to smell like shit.
Benjamin- NO DAD TAKE IT OUT YOUSELF YOU BITCH IM TRYING TO WIN.
Benjamin- NO DAD TAKE IT OUT YOUSELF YOU BITCH IM TRYING TO WIN.
by jayz8z8 June 20, 2022
Get the Benjamin mug.The absolute cornerstone upon which chivalry stands, Benjamin is a kindhearted, loving, and intrepid soul. Though strong, intelligent, and wise, Benjamin sometimes harbors secrets deep within, only to be entrusted by a small number of his closest companions. He can tend to be quiet and reserved in most situations; however, Benjamin's true colors are revealed when he feels comfortable around and pleased with his company. He easily captivates every girl that befriends him; only one has ever truly captured Benjamin's heart. A stunning smile and a shining soul, Benjamin is the ideal icon of a true gentleman in today's society.
At first glance, Benjamin seemed to be just another voiceless existence of the world, though this was proved compltely false by his bold and valiant actions.
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