When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.
Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
by Nana my Bananas March 29, 2018
Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.
I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.
by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022
by Canela 61 August 12, 2022
A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.
Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!
by fuzzydickwumpkins December 10, 2011
When one has spent the night before on Drugs / Drink , (or simply turned the room temperature to tropical) so upon waking feels a certain moistness in the sheets - Have you urinated , no , you've sweat the bed.
After a night out on the town with the boys, Gary woke up in damn sheets, hoping he had sweat the bed , not pissed himself
by Wavy tree February 10, 2016
by Deathnote2002 June 27, 2017
1: When you are so weak, it's as if you have just woken up moments before.
2: When you are sexually fit.
2: When you are sexually fit.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you help me with this couch?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.
by spike117 January 29, 2012