theoretical baller

A footballer who is better in theory, compared to how they perform in reality

I don't want Pedro Neto at Arsenal, he's such a theoretical baller!

by ct18397 November 15, 2022

Baller

baller

person 1: baller

person 2: STOP POSTING ABOUT BALLER IM TIRED OF SEEING IT

by yard_again October 23, 2022

baller

a man thats ballin on every level.

"guys, look, its a baller!"
"no way!"

by balls C.E.O June 16, 2023

Baller

Baller is ballin

Guy 1: STOP POSTING ABOUT BALLER

Guy 2: tf?

by Slim gæm November 1, 2022

Melon-baller

When something is more than just Baller

You should totally play Psychonauts, that game is absolutely Melon-baller!

by Pk glitch September 1, 2025

Baller Barrier

When a seatbelt blocks your baller fit

“Why would I wear that Baller Barrier when I have this baller fit on?”

by 1hefron7bottoms9 December 21, 2023

Curve-Baller

Someone who can be perceived obviously as straight who turns out to be queer

Someone who's absolutely jacked that turns out to be queer is a curve-baller

by Little UnderLord December 31, 2022