Baked Potato

When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.

Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.

by Mufftacular January 16, 2009

Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man

The ultimate anal pounder. Known to be relentless.

Dan: Did you hear about what Slammin' Sam The Backdoor Man did to Alexis last night?
Me: No?
Dan: He tore her up. I hear she's bleeding today.

by lucyslking April 4, 2010

backdoor

The term called to receive the first passing of the marijuana pipe when the bowl is being loaded(The loader of the bowl is often received greens, or first hit).

"Let me get backdoor on that shit, I haven't smoked in a week."

by tatius December 13, 2008

Based Twerk

When the male party involved in a twerk also performs his cooking dance on the female's back. It is called based due to the cooking dance's origins with Berkley, CA rapper Lil B also known as "the based god". Twerking may be known as grinding or booty dancing.

At a party: OMG Ed just got the first ever based twerk, he cooked that bitch! He is a true master chef!

by E. McNasty December 8, 2010

baedar

Internal mechanism of the male brain that goes off whenever a shawty is in the vicinity.

"Damn brah, that honey set my baedar off!"

by Bcola March 13, 2014

based

Short for "debased," referring to a concept, object, practice or ideology that has been stripped of its intrinsic significance by association with and absorbption into the mass cultural continuum. Used meta-ironically, given that the word is itself a slang contraction and represents the debasement it seeks to impartially describe.

"Dude, I think that Nietzsche might be my favourite philosopher."
"That's based, bro."

by MajorMushroom August 19, 2018

Baked Alaskan Pie

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008