fanny snake

A man who slithers around from fanny to fanny.

Mark is such a fanny snake.

by WWE Fan 2014 July 19, 2014

squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out

Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since

by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022

clay snakes

Poop sticks that fall out of your bung. a.k.a. ass goblins.

Man, as I was driving home from work, a Creed song came on the radio -- I suddenly felt the urge to drop clay snakes and purge myself of this foul experience.

by boelkstoff September 18, 2003

closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception

"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.

by want2fuckingdie March 01, 2017

Lot Snake

A lot snake is a male prostitute who frequents truck stops and services lady truckers in need of companionship.

Lady trucker “are you a lot snake?” Lot snake “why yes I am, do you need servicing my lady?”

by TheVernon September 19, 2019

snake hiss

to piss, urinate, relieve urself

slang: "let the snake hiss"
normal-ish: "let my penis piss"

by kaneXI11 January 14, 2008

Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.

I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018