The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.
by Jack-N-Off May 06, 2010
ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"
by EL-KABONG! September 12, 2007
When you are having intercourse you suddenly, and unexpectedly pull out and put in to her ass. Thus making her angry. Then, when you have finished, or she has pissed you off too much, you remove your dick and smack her in the face with it.
by Prag690 January 25, 2009
by Ewk221987 January 24, 2017
During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!
by Niiiiinnnnneeeee!!!!!! July 11, 2009
As a girl is blowing you and just as you are ready to cum, you grab the back of her head and shove her mouth all the way down your cock as you cum. If your timing is right, you will cause her gag reflex to trigger and your cum will shoot out of her nose, much like a kid that can shoot milk out of his/her nose.
Cum burns coming out of someones nose, much like fire would coming out of a dragons. Hence the name ... Angry Dragon.
Cum burns coming out of someones nose, much like fire would coming out of a dragons. Hence the name ... Angry Dragon.
She'll never call me again after I gave her the Angry Dragon!
I would pay that slut a lot of money if I could give her an Angry Dragon.
I would pay that slut a lot of money if I could give her an Angry Dragon.
by readhead scott February 11, 2008
A sexual position where you put on a dime store trucker hat and you put an 18 wheeler air horn pull chain around your gal pal's neck. Put her in that certain position that always creates powerful queefs. Pump away until you are certain there is a powerful queef just waiting to get out. Now quickly pull out, pull on the air horn pull chain around her neck and yell, “Get the F@#$! out of my way you son of a bitch” in an angry trucker voice as she queefs loudly like your own personal trucker horn. For an added effect, do this in the back of a pickup going 60 MPH while your friend watches you go by from the side of the road at the precise moment so he hears the Angry Trucker with the Doppler effect. The Ladies find this sexual position very romantic. I think it was featured in the movie, The Notebook.
For my 10th year anniversary I wanted to do something very romantic for my wife. So I pulled an Angry Trucker on it. I think she fell in love all over again.
by kiesersozay January 24, 2011