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Elijah

A savage gamer god who loves to smash puss and respect women. Except for when these women express irrational opinions. He will then crush them under the weight of his massive cock. He loves movies, especially lighthouse.
Damn I kinda wanna fuck Elijah

Get in line bro.
by DaBabyJesus June 13, 2021
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Elijah

a fucking whore who acts better than everyone one because he's lonely and is always losing friends because he's toxic and gaslights them.
elijah called me a flat cunt he's such a whore!
by nignig1234 December 10, 2022
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Elijah

Elijah is a kind, caring, smart, funny and good-looking guy.He may seem shy at first but once you get to know him, he really doesn't know how to shut up (which is kind of cute).Super athletic you may find him playing football with the guys.He will always act dumb but is actually really smart.He can be one of the bestest friends you'll ever have (if you can get one one as a boyfriend even better).He will seriously drop whatever he's doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know somebody named Elijah, don't let them go, you will regret it.
Girl drops her book*
Elijah:Are you okay?
Helps her with the books*
Girl:Thanks
Elijah:No problem, Whats your name?
Girl:Lizzy
Elijah: Can I have your number?
Lizzy: Sure

Fastfoward 2 years Elijah and Lizzy are starting high school sophomore year and a happy couple.

Based off a true story*
by Nonyabussiness123 January 1, 2022
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Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman
Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you
by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023
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Elijah

Elijah is not the greatest
by Jenifer rodrigo November 23, 2021
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Elijah

Will defeat Lauren in the Hunger Games. No questions asked. Is also a Gryffindor who eats squirrels.
Elijah will beat Lauren in the hunger games.

Elijah eats squirrels.
by Soldierx67 April 13, 2021
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elijah jones

by Malevolent cleave August 18, 2024
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