The Aging Butterfly Effect

When a woman reaches a certain age and begins to question her beauty. In search of validation, she posts photoshopped, old, blurry or angled photos on the internet.
I feel sorry for Beyoncé. She's clearly got the aging butterfly effect because she's posting doctored photos.
by Steal Magnolya November 12, 2014
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Middle-Age Speedball

Like the "Pill-Lattes" but for men. Strong coffee or an energy drink and a Percodan/Percocet/ Oxy/ etc.... Usually chewed.

Older guys with physical jobs are the demographic here....
I get through the day on with a Middle-Age Speedball.
by Canis Maximus November 20, 2010
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Kings of the Leon Age

Bizzare stoner/southern rock band. Their sound is impossible to place. It is somewhere between the Kings of Leon on the Queens of the Stone Age.
I heard a Kings of the Leon Age song the other night...it was pretty freakin' weird.
by dudeman April 07, 2004
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f-age

used in a sentence to describe anger, frustration, or unhappiness
f-age...im so pissed
by daniel July 23, 2003
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Age of Athena Effect

When all the ladies in the audience suddenly gaze at the stage when the band Age of Athena goes on, put their hand on their chest and go "Oh"
Girl 1: *gasp* Is that Age of Athena?
Girl 2: Squee! Yes.
Girl 1 (hands over heart) "Oh"

The Age of Athena Effect.
by mbrickard December 24, 2011
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New Age Geek

A new age geek is someone who has the usual high IQ and social characteristics (lack of social skills) of a geek but their style of clothing is more socially acceptable.
At first I thought Tony was a cool looking guy, but he proved to be just a New Age Geek." "See that chick over there? Don't talk to her; she's a New Age Geek.
by squareiswhatiam May 19, 2011
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how someone can decide how old he/she can go before dating someone who is older
Before I date any man who is older than me, I do the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven math problem to make sure he is not too old for me.
by kimmickal September 13, 2009
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