by acb10 April 22, 2014
Get the Last-Minute-Mandamug. Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018
Get the five minute pantiesmug. When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.
by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016
Get the last-minute-ditchmug. About an hour.
"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
by TheVondellian May 22, 2021
Get the Football Five Minutesmug. when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping
So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it
by Bathroomjokes101 September 22, 2016
Get the 13 minute shitmug. A person usually says this when they were sleeping and got woken up by an alarm or person. They usually don't come after 5 minutes.
"Wake up, (tired person), it's time to go to school." said (person). "5 more minutes!" (tired person) said.
by Ana Rat June 18, 2022
Get the 5 more minutesmug. by Mz.Niquey August 15, 2011
Get the Haven't Talked In A Minutemug.