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Brad

A man who can make her cum by locking her beautiful pussy. Then he gives her a big dick.
by Biloxibadboy June 11, 2022
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Brad

by Vantage fitness November 24, 2021
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Big Bad Brad

Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.

Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.

A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.

Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s shoes.

Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.

Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?

Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 11, 2025
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Brad

A man, that for some reason no one can explain, a lot of people like. He has influence on people for no reason. People get mad at him but go back to meat ride him. He’s your stereotypically big ego-bro person. Vocubalry consists of, “Bro, dude.” Often refers to things as “cash money.” Thinks he’s good at everything. Girls like him for no reason at all other than he is simply a Brad. People like him for no other reason than he is a Brad. The Brad can never be truly explained.
Vocab -
Bro
Cash money
Dude
Characteristics -
Gets mad at someone who is better than him
Universe size ego
Tall
Often blonde/brown hair
White
Usually German (or some axis power race)
Curses
Funny but cause of stupid and offense jokes/comments
Retarted but funny
Plays shooter games
People meat ride him for no reason
Dick-headed
Cocky
Sometimes rude
“Who is that tall blonde kid? Why are people following him he looks like a douche?”

“Oh, that’s cause he’s a brad.”
by JustFacts1294 December 8, 2018
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Brad

I'm Brad and I like to POP pop POp POP
by word2thebird December 6, 2018
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Brad

Hes a nice guy , extremely overweight , and usually a huge geek for superheros and stupid stuff . Can be funny but sometimes you just think shut up you fat whopper. He's probably nice too girls and then everybody think he has thousands of girls . Racist,sexist,homophobic and basically really annoying . Also he's probably suicidal from time too time . He loves his family and kids and enjoys work as a plumber or some kind off high wage job
Brad is a fat , Simp of a twat
by 1234mynamebrad January 18, 2021
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brad

brad
by 2 glocks on 22gz November 19, 2020
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