rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

rug

a manly women

wow look its rug

by ayyygay December 28, 2018

Beef Rugs

Beef Rugs are similar to beef curtains but with much more girth. As rugs are heavier and thicker than curtains, beef rugs are heavier and thicker than beef curtains. They are also referred to as baby brains.

"Her beef rugs are worse than a pink sock."
"I'd rather have her shit in my mouth than get near those beef rugs again."

by Ars3Pwnd3r March 30, 2013

rug lovers

pro identity v team “ruglovers”

ruglover1: we are the rug lovers and we love rugs
ruglover2: Rhombus

by ruglover3 March 8, 2021

The Faze Rug Walk

The Faze Rug walk is a certification given to food that tastes good by blatantly walking off into the distance without saying any word.

Noah- Is the pizza The Faze Rug Walk worthy?
Brain- *walks off into the distance without saying anything*

by plxsma February 9, 2023