P-milf

a bad ass mother fucking milf,
preferably with a moustashe.

i want to grow up to be a P-milf.

by STEPHANIE RENEE November 26, 2006

uper milf

uper+ milf = uper milf
Uper (super) mother I'd like to fuck. Not very complicated.

Jessica Alba is an uper milf.

by koko November 5, 2005

Milf Day

Every second Monday of the month is a great day to encourage milfs to be positive about their body

Hey it’s milf day and your mom bod is beautiful

by Mil1206 October 7, 2019

the milf society

The litest society in oxford for exclusive members only.

“Dude I heard the milf society are in town today, we should go see them!”

by Kool dude October 16, 2017

milf bod

A woman with great tits that you could see in pornos as an adult. You wouldn't mind slamming after she had kids.

Damn, that sweater gave her a milf bod!

by lordmorningwood March 11, 2017

Schrodinger's MILF

A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)

A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

femboy milf

Femboy milfs are people who are biologically female or male, but also show characteristics of the opposite. Like a biological female with male characters or a biological male with female characters. And they’re also a milf…showing milf characteristics and is a mother to everyone which also feeds their mommy issues.

Adrian: bro they’re sooo hot. But i don’t know their gender and how old they are??
Adianth: OHHH HER! SHES A FEMBOY MILF. GOES WITH SHE/THEY. SHES SO HOT

by ItsSarahcha February 26, 2022