Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021

mayonaise jar

Albino white nigga with blond hair

That mayonaise jar is a fuckhead

by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015

Norwegian Pickle Jar

When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.

Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

Jarring

Stressed

Too much work to do I’m jarring

by Latina1996 November 6, 2018

My Little Pony Jar

This is where bad boys go to experience punishment for disobeying

Because you didn't hop on Overwatch, you are getting sent to the My Little Pony Jar.

by Tangly June 1, 2025

chinese pickle jar

hav you guys see chinese pickle jar

"hav you guys see chinese pickle jar

by hav you guys see chinese pickl September 27, 2023

jar

The expression "jar" derived from a practice among figurine collectors, where they place the figurine inside a glass jar, and then slowly fill the jar up with cum. It may also be used as a reaction or response emoji toward someone posting about their figurine collection.

Degen: More figurines arrived today!! <image of Aqua and Yunyun>
User 1: do you put them in jars?
User 2: 🫙
User 3: LMAO, he's gonna jar them too
User 4: NOOO, not Aqua!
Degen: There's nothing weird about collecting figurines... some people collect weird keyboards !
User 1: I've never seen someone jar a keyboard before ...

by user8008135 February 6, 2024