HAM

acronym for hot ass mess. for use when hot mess just won't suffice.

Marissa had her hair in a messy bun on top of her head, was rocking fuzzy socks and sandals with her baggy sweats and rollin up into school in an old beat up '89 honda... HAM.

by WALRANO May 10, 2011

hammed

the first level of getting drunk, hammed equates to being tipsy.

After 3 shots Brian began to feel a little hammed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights

Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)

by The Col. November 27, 2004

ham rack

Fat boob

That girl is a real ham rack

by Hahafunnygirl60 April 18, 2015

rubbing the ham

Women jacking off

Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form

by The white knight February 10, 2015

ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one

Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021