Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.

Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

fag card

The metaphorical card the LGBTQ+ community gets in order to say the word “faggot” or make homophobic jokes

Jason came out the other day! Officially got his fag card

by ScrewYourMom.com September 17, 2021

Bush Card

Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.

1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.

by NuggetOfSins August 28, 2017

Card Kitti

a kid who animates Warrior Cats on the internet. yeah, thats it.

"Wow, Card Kitti really simps for Jack!"
"But she doesn't have a crush on him anymore?"
"....she's a simp."

by Cardus Kittus June 25, 2020

credit card

a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards

"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...

"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"

by FRICK YOU KAREN May 6, 2020

M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 21, 2010