dry 69

When you're in the 69 position but instead of oral, the act is done with hands.

Jim and I did a dry 69 last night....it was pretty weird.

by Snarfka January 21, 2017

Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Potterism-69

WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.

“Have you heard about the Virus going around?”

“Yes, yes I have”

“I heard it was caused by gayness”

Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.

by BigBrianTingJayne July 16, 2023

Square 69

It's like 69 buť in 4 people And they do it in one big square.

Girls in our class are such a sluts they even asked me if i want to do square 69 with them!

by Nightknight258 November 25, 2019

skramba 69

my friend forced me to type this save me

sup my skramba 69

by discount_coke February 6, 2019

flamingo 69

The insertion of one or more shrimp tails into the urethra. The shrimp tails are then sucked out.

1. "Ya man, we had a nice sea food dinner last night... out of our pee holes, flamingo 69 'd"

2. "Flamingo 69 is our wifi password. Isn't it funny?!" -"No."

by Samertes June 5, 2017

69 Bidet

When two people get in the 69 position standing up but place their faces a little further through the legs than normal and they squirt liquid out their mouths onto each others arses.

John: Hey Sarah, did you just see
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet

by Toasty Cinnamon Bun November 13, 2022