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The No Spin Zone

Ironically named zone in which spin occurs in great abundance.
"I watched Bill O'Reilly the other night, and actually the No Spin Zone had quite a lot of spin."

"You don't watch his show much, do you?"
by spinstartshere April 13, 2006
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Zone.com

Very Famous EMO Website for playing Microsoft Games online (owned by MSN), ruled by a 13 year old kid called "Zmaster". You can become a Helper There (Also known as Mplus or just +), mostly people that try to hide their anger because of their small wee wee (one hour gag for saying yours is bigger isn't rare). If you don't follow their Code of Conduct you get banned for a day, which causes the emo's on there to write dead letters and say they'll suicide if they don't get unbanned.
See it for yourself, on zone.com! (But I Have warned you!)
rofl ima plus im teh masteeer of teh world!! FEAR ME!! lawl!
follow teh codez of conduct or ull get teh bannorzzd!1!!!
you are banned for 24h from zone.com, o rly? ya rly!
by Trund November 3, 2005
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The Friend Zone

There are degrees to the friend zone:

1 - You are in the friend zone but there is room to get out and get laid casually. She doesn't' talk about other guys in front of you and there is sexual tension at times. Its the only friend zone level to be at because it can actually flip into the awesome friends with benefits zone.

2. Further into the friend zone trap. You probably know a bit of personal information about her. She still doesn't talk about guys in front of you and she has probably thought about making you a long term thing. If she is thinking about you longer term you haven't had sex with her yet.

3. Now we are entering danger territory. There is still an outside chance for sex with the girl. But it is significantly diminished or you have to spend a substantial time apart and then end up together and realize that it needs to happen. You know plenty of information about her and you party together with other friends. She will mention other guys but not in the, oh I want to fuck him kind of way even though that is what she means.

4. 2% chance of sex and you need to both be absolutely hammered and there needs to some other type of tension besides sex. That's the only way its going to work. She thinks of you when there is a crisis and tells all her friends that you are the best but can't manage to help you get laid or into a real relationship. After all, being in the friend zone for the girl has perks, like having Mr. good guy at her beckon whim. You are a proven dependable and understanding person. She talks about guys in front of you and may have recently just ended a longer term relationship which is why she "isn't ready". You know way to much about her and her "isn't ready" really means never.

5. Its over. Pack up your bags and go home. You're never having sex with this girl. She talks about other guys and sex in front of you. You are mr. perfect just not for her and you have talked about this with her before. She explains that she is into dbags who treat her like shit and that's just not who you are. But, hey, you can be her best man.
If I meet one more of her relatives before even getting my wiener touched I'm writing her off as Level 5, The Friend Zone.
by Kesky, hey-o! July 29, 2009
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war zone

any place that has mostly all grenades or landmines, and no good looking girls.
damn,dutch fork has grenades.
yeah, its a war zone over there!
by dfsgotgrenades November 8, 2010
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friend zone

The state of being just a friend to somebody, usually for a very long time.
"Better to be an enemy than to be in the friend zone."

-Anonymous
by kw1kw1 December 15, 2011
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A growing epidemic that causes males to believe they have been "friend zoned" by girls they are acquainted with, yet they have never approached the girl in a manner of creating a sexual or emotional relationship. The disease stems from a lack of confidence in oneself, thus causing one to create the social construct of "friend zoning" to cope with their feeling of inferiority and lack of ability to ask a girl how she truly feels.
Infected: "Dude I totally got friend zoned the other day. It sucks so hard. Ughh forever alone."
Friend: "Sorry to hear she rejected you..."
Infected: "She didn't I just know she doesn't want me."
Friend: "Oh god...get away! What are you?!"
Epidemiologist: "Yes a perfect example of False Friend Zone Syndrome (FFZS)."
by Jimmithy Jimmers February 3, 2012
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p'zoned

The term originated from the disgusting nature of Pizza Hut's P'Zones. When one is P'Zoned, they have been beaten very badly at something. See also owned and pwned.
The forum moderators P'Zoned that uppity newbie.
by ZhugeBrett September 7, 2003
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