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information zombie

1. One who continually, mindlessly, and voraciously consumes information (usually in electronic forms such as podcasts, news and entertainment sites/feeds, blogs, etc.) without the intention or effect of learning, retaining, or integrating any of what is read or heard.

2. Someone who consumes information just for information's sake

NOTE: Analogous to a traditional zombies in that the abstract object of consumption (ideas) is generated by the activity of the traditional, physical object of zombie consumption (brains).
She's such an information zombie, she spends half the day zoned out on her newsfeed.
by kayakblues March 11, 2014
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sludge zombie

The act of two intoxicated homosexual males eating each other's anal discharge.
I got so drunk I did a sludge zombie with my buddy. Now we can't look each other in the eyes.
by Imnotgayjusthappy December 26, 2020
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Zombie Gaynal

The act of of having anal sex with a zombie
Robert- Hey bro I just had zombie gaynal it was lit!
Matt- No way that’s sick!
by Candice6942069 October 12, 2021
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Zombie kisses

Love bites on the head, above eyebrow level or back of head
After binging a couple of seasons of Walking Dead, me and my girlfriend gave each other mad zombie kisses!
by ZUUL November 28, 2018
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Gay Zombie

When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus
Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops
by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020
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zombie cough

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.
by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017
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