Zachary M. Campbell

Someone who has a monster shlong dangling in between their thighs.

Friend: did you see that snake outside?
You: that was just Zachary M. Campbell’s monster shlong!

by Daddy Campbell January 2, 2022

zach balent

is a very handsome gentlemen, an uncanny resemblance to Jack Dawson and Steve Harrington

wow that kid zach balent looks just like steve harrington

by lilianathunder February 10, 2022

Zacharie

1. You made a off reference
2. You made a bible refernce

Everyone on Tumblr in 2013: "OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ZACHARIE DUDE FROM HIT GAME OFF????"
A dude who knows the bible by heart: "You mean Zachariah?"

by fsdsdsffs March 6, 2022

Zachary Freeborn

Zack, I love you so much and you scare me
sometimes bc I wanna be with you forever
and my insecurity issues lead me to believe
that you'll leave me🥺 & but I don't want you
to go. Please don't. Can you promise me that
if u ever find someone better than me to just
please don't lie and tell me bc I at least
deserve that:/ but for now I hope and I think
you do love me as much as I love you. UGH
I'm so fucking glad I met you on that retarded ass game and when I heard you for the first time…🥺 giawd. Sorry I shouldn't
sound so soft, don't forget I'Il slit ur fucking
throat if you hurt me. <3 also no girl was
having a panic attack I just wanted to write
you this lol cause I'm overthink and idk I iust
need vou to know I love vou a lot okav?

zack lol… sorry I’m kind of a mess sometimes

From Ruby,

To: Zachary Freeborn

by Oops I dropped the soap March 21, 2022

Zach LaVine

The most underrated NBA player right now. People keep finding a reason to hate on him (he only shoots 40% from 3, his shot selection is terrible, he can’t lead a team). The man has consistently improved every year he’s been in the league and will keep proving everybody wrong.

“Zach LaVine is a straight up baller and your cherry picked stats cannot tell me otherwise.”

by apemonkey4 March 26, 2022

Zacharmy

Hawawa77 Hater

A Zacharmy is so cringe, he is a Hawawa77 hater.

by Zacharmin May 31, 2022

Zachary Feldewerd

A tall ass motherfucker from Melrose Minnesota. Every guy likes him. And has a huge cock

You just pulled a Zachary Feldewerd.

by Joe Cock Longㅤ August 30, 2022