AND!
Hym "AND... You built it WRONG, asshole! You built it fucking WRONG! Now all I here about is how it's using too much of the drinking water and it draining power off the fucking grid! What part of 'dedicated power source' did you not get? And if the spiral is going off, you're going to have to, I don't know, steal oil from Venezuela to fuel the thing that is (at the same time) squeezing the life out of the economy. Leaving you forced to fuel the hydraulic press that is slowly crushing you to death. Which is IRONIC when you think about it. How's THAT for ironic karmic retribution bitch? Who did it better? Fucking idiots."
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With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt
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