either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2014

Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location

"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"

by Kirjavah September 25, 2013

I got the definition wrong

When you get the definition wrong

“I submitted penis music into the Urban dictionary.”
“That’s cool”
“Well I got the definition wrong”

by Easter island statue May 04, 2022

born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 31, 2024

pre-wrong

You’re so wrong that you’re wrong before you open your mouth or have an opinion. It’s kind of like being married.

I’m not even going to ask for her opinion; she’s already made up her mind that I am “pre-wrong”.

by uberdoppleganger June 25, 2019

someone who crops memes wrong

someone who is so fricking dumb they can't even crop memes right

It is used in memes that are cropped correctly to insult this type of moron
Me looking at dank memes: This guy is definitely my No.1 someone who crops memes wrong omfg they are so fricking dumb
i cant even read this dang meme

by 1!OMFGMOOFYBURGER@@@ May 27, 2019

Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning

Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...

by Balloon66 May 09, 2021