drain the wizard

To pee or urinate.

often confused with "to masterbate" but that is choking the dragon or spanking the monkey.

i had too much juice so i gotta drain the wizard.

by Andy xyxy September 11, 2006

Poop Snorting Wizard

When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.

"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?

by Big daddy G fizzle June 18, 2009

shit wizard

1.)One who is skilled in the art of ass magic
2.) A homosexual Male

Man, Keep that fucking shit wizard away from me. I swear he is gayest person I know.

by raging_asshole August 28, 2006

wood wizard

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.

He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.

by KingofChodes September 30, 2009

Gandhi Tree Wizard

a warrior of the 'Indian-Botany' mythos

Tree Wizard

"I want to be a Gandhi Tree Wizard when I grow up!"

by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004

dirty wizard

a deprived, mature looking individual, toe nail teath and a hair disorder.

a dirty wizard is a ugly old man/women/ both, with a greasey beard. a hairy midget. charlotte baker.

by bigbelaidi September 15, 2009

pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers*

When you and someone else, preferably a fried agree on something or say something at the same time and then perform this sequence in awesomeness. Or when something great happens.

1.To "pound it" you must punch each others fist together.
2.To "lock it", you twist your fists in opposite directions signifying the "locking".
3. Then to "chain it", you slide your wrists towards each other.
4. Then EXPLOSION is done by moving your hands away from each other with open hands quickly and saying "explosion"
5. Finally, right after the explosion, you wiggle the fingers on both of your hands pointed at the other person like you are doing a magical spell on them.

Ex)pound it lock it chain it EXPLOSION *wizard fingers*

Brian: I JUST WON THE MARATHON!!!!
Ryan: NICE!! POUND IT!
Brian: LOCK IT!
Ryan:Chain it!
Together:EXPLOSION!

*wizard fingers*

by Fenno July 2, 2007