Parker

a big bitch with huge titties and his phone is always dry

" Parker lost in fantasy this week because he's a hoe!"

by silasmanning7 September 25, 2019

George Parker

George is the georgiest George that ever Georged, he is the tallest George on the planet George where he is the leader of the race of George. If you get in George's way or are not as Georgie as a George should be, George will trample you like a Georgecake.

George Parker is like a spaghetti Bettie.

by Wordzzzzzzzzz.zz March 15, 2022

Parker NoseTalk

A tignish man who talks out his nose, very high pitched and scratchy

Did you just hear that high pitch scratchy noise, that’s just Parker NoseTalk

by Salty bastard August 11, 2022

Parker

A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets

He pulled a parker!

by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023

Parker

A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world

Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me

by Kayla01 December 13, 2018

Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent

“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”

by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019

parker brown

Parker Brown is the best student in I.C.R.P.S and he is very cool

Parker Brown is an amazing student and he is too cool for me

by Unknown (def not Parker) February 24, 2022