weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.

“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.

by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022

Soup can weiner

A penis that is very thick, round and short. Shares the likeness of a soup can.

“Have you seen Trevor’s dick? He’s got a soup can weiner.”

by Rothers2002 November 16, 2018

Coney Island weinering

The act of shitting diarrhea on a woman’s chest, then proceeding to titty fuck her.

Gavin: I gave brads mom a Coney Island weinering last night.

Tye: what’s that?

Gavin: it’s when you diarrhea on her chest then titty fuck her.

by Coors Drinker 69 June 16, 2024

Weiner Duster

Referring to a man's mustache or hair above the lip

Check out the weiner duster on that douchebag!

by KozLiberios September 24, 2025

Untamed Weiner Syndrome

People with Untamed Weiner Syndrome (UWD) will have their penises whip around uncontrollably, in random patterns.

Bjorn has Untamed Weiner Syndrome and cannot control his penis and or where it goes.

by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023

cocktail weiner fest

A cocktail weiner fest is a gathering of dudes with baby dicks.

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest

by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024

respectable weinering

When you are disrespected in all the right ways enough to brag to your girlfriends about the session

I mean wtf, I apologize for dropping off the call, but I got an unscheduled respectable weinering.

by MisterTree January 1, 2025