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dick water

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.
Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!
by Norway August 30, 2005
mugGet the dick watermug.

Piss Water

Carl- "Hey, Chuck, is there any high-life left?"

Chuck- "No, sorry just a six pack of piss water somebody left in the fridge"

Carl- "Oh. Yeah i'm defiantly not a fan of that piss water so called Nattie Light"
by The_Buddy December 31, 2009
mugGet the Piss Watermug.

Fiji Water

A great way to feel better after being accosted by a Friends of the Earth street preacher.
After being ranted at by that friends of the earth bloke for 15 mins i went straight into Waitrose and bought a bottle of Fiji Water, that is bottled and then flown around the world.
by ah89 August 30, 2009
mugGet the Fiji Watermug.

Carrot Water

Its when a nice friend of yours puts 2 carrots in your water.
person1: *forcefully tries to feed carrot*
person2:STTOOPPP!!!!
person1: *puts carrot in water*
person2: great now i have carrot water.
by Carrot.water December 3, 2021
mugGet the Carrot Watermug.

No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
mugGet the No boats on the watermug.

Chill Water

A staple of ninth grade geometry teachers' diet, possibly spiked with vodka.
If the teacher doesn't get his Shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.
by anonymousbraggart December 19, 2010
mugGet the Chill Watermug.

Father water

Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?
by LarryThePimp July 1, 2010
mugGet the Father watermug.

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