Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

by Adam Owada May 7, 2008

Sex with Alex Gaskarth

Sex with Alex Gaskarth is impossible, unless you're Jack Barakat then you may have swag

Sex with Alex Gaskarth

by ofmiceandperverts November 14, 2013

pussy withdrawal

The feeling that occurs when one just recently had sexual intercourse and is currently receiving nothing outside of masturbation. Intense craving for pussy destroys any sort of concentration. Everything reminds the person of having sex. Desperation may set in and the individual may find oneself lowering standards in order to fulfill sexual desires.

Jon: I had sexual intercourse last week and right now I feel like a starving wild animal searching for food. I need to have sex! I think I am going through pussy withdrawal.

by neranfafu March 28, 2016

get away with murder

a phrase that describes liberties that someone takes because of their status, whether social, economic, looks, personality, etc.

Look at how she is working that poor sucker, she'll get away with murder.

by bumdharma July 16, 2010

Good Luck With That

Phrase where you don't really care what happens, you're just glad it's not you who has to do the said person's task.

DUDE 1: My Mom wants me to go on a diet where I have to eat only lemons and cabbage and drink only prune juice.
DUDE 2: Good luck with that. (Thinking: Haha! Loser!)

by Jim E. Junk May 13, 2006

Niggers with puppets

What I woulda called Sesame Street had the white man not stole my concept.

I was gonna call it N.W.P.! Niggers with puppets! Catchy, ain't it?

by Chris Rock mutha fucka May 23, 2007

boyfriend withdrawal

when you haven't seen your loved one for a few days due to busy each other's schedules etc. and start to go through withdrawal, mentally and physically craving to be snuggled up next to them as if they were your all-purpose-blanket.

Person 1: Aaaah, I feel so cold on the inside, It's Wednesday and haven't seen Tim this week yet!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I've been working late evenings and he's been busy too. Hate shift work!! I've got boyfriend withdrawals!:(

Person 2: Awww, that's so cute.

by CarpeNoctem January 29, 2014