knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

Noranda hot knife

While pussy slamming partner from behind and re-entry is a bit askew subsequently burying it in her ass.

The fun had gone out of our relationship so I surprised her with a Noranda hot knife

by Hot Cox November 6, 2012

Knife

Someone who has suspicious behavior, such as snitching, two-facing, or hypocritical actions.

Don’t invite her to the party because she’s a knife.

by MeatPiece August 4, 2024

butterfly knife

a knife that has no use other than to impress people by risking their fingers

sick butterfly knife bro, can i try it? AAAAAAAAAA MY FINGERSSSS

by The Eyeball17 August 10, 2022

time knife

It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.

You’ve seen the hat man? But not the time knife!?

by Uglyeye28 April 21, 2023

Navaja Knife

Shit Knife In Counter-Strike

Person 1: KNIFE!!!!

Person 2: YOO WHAT IS IT

Person 1: It's a Navaja Knife **then proceed to off yourself**

by Mongoosey April 30, 2021

fly knife

A knife that is designed to fly through the air when thrown. Otherwise known as a throwing knife or a kunai.

Careful, there are ninjas out there who can catch you with a fly knife before you even see them!

by Sir_Naps_Alot August 13, 2024