Jersey Wind Tunnel

Very similar to the world renowned Dutch Oven but does require some set up or luck. Place a fan near the foot of your bed at the same level or slightly higher than the covers. Get under the covers. Fart. Lift feet. Brave people will use the covers as if it was a classic Dutch Oven. Cheers.
Dutch Oven!?! Please bitch. Ever been to a Jersey Wind Tunnel?
by michael scott hertzberg May 11, 2023
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Gale False Wind

(Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.
"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"

"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
by justafan72 May 11, 2017
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Chicago Wind Runner

when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.
"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"

"man thats insane!"
by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022
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3 sheets to the wind

Only takes one beer to make them 3 sheets to the wind
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Wind over loaf

When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
by jimmycakes March 20, 2016
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oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breathe.
by Casual Grandpa May 18, 2018
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oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breath.
by Casual Grandpa May 18, 2018
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